Little Annoyances

Today I started with a bath,

but my unruly tail wouldn't behave.

Mom took me on the usual mail run.

When we got in I had to fix my fur

all over again!

Monday Aunt came over early today.

I made sure I got prime seating.

I dare the humans to take it from me!

They did.

But fortunately Mom's lap was available with

our favorite blanket.

Eventually the rest of the Monday people came over.

I had spent all day sleeping.

I finally got restless and played with Yoda-Mouse.

The humans ignored me until it was time for them to leave.

Then Mom thought she'd be cute.

This isn't cute Mom, it's annoying.

Why do I put up with it when all

I really want is to go outside?

Drat.

Mom locked the door.

I guess I'm out of luck tonight.